PF

after waking up? A new tattoo? some strange creature lying next to you?

Seeing someone else's feet on my pillow and wondering whose the hell they are. OOOHHHer.

Insisting that cartwheels and the like were so easy that anyone, including my sauced-up self, could do them.

And later realizing that I had bruises to attest to the fact that I, sauced-up wonder, couldn't.

Yeah, I'm a dork when I drink. Don't do it much anymore.

My Best mates sister trying to bed me .... was horrid ... he thought it hysterical ... I even tried knocking myself out =(

oh my god SOOOOO many things so little time......

probs waking up in a police station naked ............

Falling out of the bed (twice) and being told about the sleepwalking antics the next day.

Never had that experience to say anything about it.

probably doing a fat bird

A stranger in my bed, not remembering how I got home.

Probably getting caught relieving myself in some odd location.